Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State

We have to get Hillary elected to her position of Secretary of State. I am serious. She is going all over the world trying to gain support for herself in that position but other people seem to be doing a better job at it.

Bill Clinton, for example, stepped up to the plate and helped get the two "journalists" free from North Korea while giving that midget despot a chance for a photo op.

President Obama needs help because he hates international summits because they interfere with scheduling his beer summits.

Poor Hillary is showing the wear and tear of how much she wants the job of Secretary of State, and she unfortunately forgot that such a position comes with decor as she bites the head off of a college student in the Congo. If she had been listening, she would have heard the mistake in translation!

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Her famous spouts of anger showing in full bloom. Is this who we really want traipsing around the world representing the United States? She is reckless and carry a load of pent up anger. Good thing she wasn't elected president. Could you image her anger:

"What? I'm the President of the United States. Don't ask me stupid questions. General, launch all missiles."

Hillary, Resign now!